Thursday, May 7, 2009
" You might Be A Redneck"
If your mother duck tapes her bedroom slippers...You might be a Redneck. Y'all know I am married to a Redneck. No joke, my Mother In Law had duck tape wrapped around one bedroom slipper. She said it was coming apart. I told her she should wear her black slippers. They were still like new. She said she couldn't keep them on. I said, duck tape them. Like most old people, she doesn't like change. The black slippers are not the kind she likes. She likes the old style that are made like a moccasin. Mothers Day is looking at us, so I drove all over town, shopping in every shoe store and women's clothing store, trying to find her a pair. Slippers now either look like big furry animals, or are scuffs, with no backs. She couldn't keep them on her feet for sure. I ended up in Walmart. I found a soft pair of Men's slippers made rather like what she wants. I took off the Men's tag, and am hoping for the best. Keep you fingers crossed. I really should take a picture.
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2 comments:
Hysterical!!! But you're a great daughter-in-law for going to all the trouble of finding her something she needs in the only style she likes :) Good job!
hardheaded!!!but I guess it shouldnt surprise me. lv u
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